New Meat

[former_endboss]

Who is that girl in the devilishly cute maid outfit with a pair of Uzis? Why it's Mir your new queen of Slytherin House, master of cosplay, yaoi dojins, casual nudity and Cutey Honey style transformation, and genocide.

Yes, she is a bigger mass murderer than Voldermort. Yes, probably bigger than Hitler. No, she is only here to lower the number of points for her house by disregarding the uniform code in favor of her own personal style. She is not going to identify with the arrogant, inbred losers who fancy themselves hot-shit in her house. For one thing, she's way too arrogant for that.

She is here to corrupt the youth and redeem herself a little bit.

Comments

[windseye]

aaaah yes good

another slytherin

[former_endboss]

I'm sorry. I can't wear green. It makes me look too bilious. I have a strict Black-Red-White color scheme in my costumes.

[goldbefriendedblade]

I had this same problem when I tried to play Asuka Langley Soryu as a Slytherin someplace else.

That, and puppets. Homestucks. Don't ask.

[former_endboss]

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[goldbefriendedblade]

I don't know man I just know one dude from that comic has more puppets than that quiet chick from Touhou.

[former_endboss]

Oh yeah, that guy. He's pretty cool, but he's also a huge jerk, so yeah. Screw him and his puppet porn site.

[nibelungvalesti]

I'm sure she will get along just fine with the goddess who vanquishes evil...

Though I actually read her app, and her abilities don't actually count as evil, so luckily there's no requirement that they fight. ^.^

[former_endboss]

Mir's last name actually means 'Of the Only Divine Tree' and her middle name means 'Child of the Goddess Eolia'. She isn't a goddess though, that only happens in the third game. Eolia is just her Origin and oldest friend. Fr-enemy. They don't get along.

On the other hand, Mir does have a lot of demons she can summon, including her own hatred for humanity given physical form as a boss that calls meteors down on your head.

[nibelungvalesti]

Demons are bad! Ah, Valkyrie Profile gods: it's okay for humans to mass-murder each other using any normal means necessary, but as soon as demons and evil magic gets involved, that's No Good!

[former_endboss]

...but they are her own handcrafted demon children. Which is to say, they look scarey and nasty, and frequently act it...but are not actually evil.

[nibelungvalesti]

Then that's okay!

...but the frogurt is also cursed...